0. Don’t discuss her husband with her. He should not exist in your subconscious.
0.1 Don’t ask after her children, you don’t want to be their step-father; don’t follow her to their school for visiting day.
1. Never take photos with her.
2. If you called and she hangs up, don’t call her back, the husband is around.
3. Don’t text her love messages.
4. Satan should not tempt you to sleep at her house even when if her husband is out of the country. 
5. Never book the same lodging everytime you go for ahhhhh! Eeeeeeh! Ooooohhh, uuuuuh!
6. Do not involve your friends or her friends in your relationship.
7. If she calls you, receive but don’t answer fast. Maybe her husband is the one calling trying to find out, let her talk first.
8. If you find yourself at her place, just lift the dress or lower the trousers halfway during twa twa. Don’t remove everything. In case things go wrong and you need to activate temple run.
9. Never call her repeatedly when she’s at home.
10. Don’t have a regular spot where you hang out with her.
